BRIDGE AT CHOLMELEY SCHOOL Reverend Benson's Heavy Favourite by David Bird With a string of good results behind her, partnering Victoria Bellis, the Matron had reached the previously unthinkable heights of Local Master. This was to the great amusement of the boys, who would present her with abstruse bidding problems, asking what they should have bid on some particular hand. 'Go away with you,' she would reply. 'I'm sure I've no idea what to bid on such a hand.' The Headmaster considered it a matter of self respect to finish in the top three positions every week but this had become increasingly difficult with the Matron's recent run of success. 'Good evening, Matron,' said the Headmaster, as he eased himself into the East seat. 'Are you having another good session?' 'Victoria makes us a couple of tops over,' the Matron replied. 'Could have been better.' The Headmaster had rarely witnessed such a change in circumstances. Six months ago, partnering Madame Baguette, the Matron would have regarded avoiding last position as worth an entry in her diary. The players drew their cards for this board:
The Reverend Benson led the 'That's fine,' Victoria Bellis replied. 'Small, please.' She won the trick with the ace and drew one round of trumps, both defenders following. The Headmaster had opened with a weak two-bid on a queen-high suit and was surely a big favourite to hold the This position had been reached:
The Headmaster won with the 'I don't know how you made that with nothing in the dummy,' observed the Matron. 'Well played, partner!' 'Nothing in the dummy?' exclaimed the Headmaster. 'You gave her two entries in the trump suit, two useful cards in spades and the queen of diamonds. Even then, you needed my partner to lead the one card of his thirteen that would let the slam through. Close your eyes and choose a card, partner! The odds would be 12-to-1 in your favour.' 'You will have your little joke, Headmaster,' replied an amused Reverend Benson. 'You opened Two Spades, of course. I could hardly lead any other suit.' 'Lead a low spade, then, and keep the king,' continued the Headmaster. 'No wonder the Matron does so well every week, with all these tops thrown in her direction!
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